Drunken Mother of my child

Last night i witnessed a complete embarrasment of a girlfriend,as Alice decided to come home completely trolleyed,throwing up and falling asleep in the bathroom among other things.As i have only drank once in about 12 weeks now i thought it was disgraceful behaviour.My little princess who is nearly 9 months old now,asked me to write this message to her mother,because she was shocked at her behaviour.

                                                 

Anyway,i am off birdwatching again over the country park,to once again look for waxwings,bittern etc
Have fun with the hangover Alice and make plenty of noise my little Princess,i wouldn't mind but she got in before 7pm,donut!!!!!!